February 2012
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You've got a lot of nerve...
It irks me that people can be so blindly selfish sometimes. What I hate more is when I end up feeling like the bad guy. I shouldn’t be made to feel like that in the first place when I am obviously just doing what I feel is right. Listen, I apologize that my grandmother’s health trumps your need to go get drunk with your friends. I was just your ride up north. If you had a car of your...
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I don’t know if this is just me being a straight up asshole, but I can not take you seriously if you’re a 28 year old grown man and you’re solely into pop punk. I don’t think there is anything wrong with liking pop punk at all. I get it, I was into it for a good chunk of my life and I still love some of it. But don’t act like my taste in music is less superior than...
We don’t seem to be making each other very happy, I said.
That is a dangerous...
– The Camera My Mother Gave Me / Susanna Kaysen (via delaineydelainey)
breathingtimemachine:
Buy me a ring that will turn my finger green so I can imagine our love is a forest -
asdfghjklm:
Buy me a ring that will turn my finger green so I can imagine our love is a forest – because I wanna get lost in you. And I swear I grew like a flower every hour of the fifty years I was with you – and that’s not to say we didn’t have bad days. But when morning came, you were...
Everything is important. If you live your life intensely, you
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– Paul Coelho (via newyearskiss)
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ahahnnh:
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meerakat:
perfect snl sketch
wow
Ah, so this is why Justin Timerlake was there. This is wonderful.
this is one of the greatest things.
‘Did he just say don’t be a muggle?’
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I decided to go to the store at 11 at night because we were lacking groceries therefore lacking in food for me to consume. I come back with a package of Twizzlers and a Febreze air freshener that was on clearance. Adult life, am I doing it right?
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If any man ever tried to give me a heart shaped piece of jewelry, I would be pissed. Give me three things: whiskey, burritos, or a pug puppy. Those are the only acceptable gifts in my mind.
That being said, my birthday is March 14th.