March 2012
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February 2012
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adorablyvulgar:
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Tonight I had a martini with Hennessy in it. I am now one step closer to knowing what it feels like to be Kanye West.
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sarahcchiarot:
Ryan Adams- Don’t Get Sentimental...
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sorakeem:
That’s How Strong My Love...
‘She wants to have dinner at 5. On a Saturday. For her bachelorette party! Should I just go ahead and wear my smoking jacket and house slippers? She is 23, not 95! The Golden Girls party harder than this!’
Party planning for someone who has no desire to have fun is hard.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity,...”
– Oscar Wilde
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You've got a lot of nerve...
It irks me that people can be so blindly selfish sometimes. What I hate more is when I end up feeling like the bad guy. I shouldn’t be made to feel like that in the first place when I am obviously just doing what I feel is right. Listen, I apologize that my grandmother’s health trumps your need to go get drunk with your friends. I was just your ride up north. If you had a car of your...
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joywestermanmusic:
Doris Day - Que Sera Sera
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WatchBuffalo - Mountain Man
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I don’t know if this is just me being a straight up asshole, but I can not take you seriously if you’re a 28 year old grown man and you’re solely into pop punk. I don’t think there is anything wrong with liking pop punk at all. I get it, I was into it for a good chunk of my life and I still love some of it. But don’t act like my taste in music is less superior than...
Watchthepinesaredancing:
Nathaniel Rateliff - Shroud
Love this guy.
“We don’t seem to be making each other very happy, I said.
That is a dangerous...”
– The Camera My Mother Gave Me / Susanna Kaysen (via delaineydelainey)
breathingtimemachine:
Buy me a ring that will turn my finger green so I can imagine our love is a forest -
asdfghjklm:
Buy me a ring that will turn my finger green so I can imagine our love is a forest – because I wanna get lost in you. And I swear I grew like a flower every hour of the fifty years I was with you – and that’s not to say we didn’t have bad days. But when morning came, you were...
“Everything is important. If you live your life intensely, you
experience...”
– Paul Coelho (via newyearskiss)
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