“The best part of a relationship is getting to call the person, or lay down next to them, and tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long. In the end that’s what it’s about. It’s not about sex, it’s not about the money they give you, it’s not about how good looking they are, it’s about them listening to you talk for hours and hours and hours, about stupid shit that doesn’t matter.”
I’m attempting to seduce my boyfriend tonight. Candles lit, mood music, lingerie, that whole romantic deal. As I’m waiting for him to come home, our cat just saunters in and plops right down in the middle of our bed to go to sleep…being cockblocked by a cat.